Slices

by Vacation Jason

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Slices, Slices x 4

Vacation Jason slices the mic so sharp and precise
like the tip of the spike that picks blocks of ice
with donations of vocations, so benevolent
in relaxing tracks rendering stress irrelevant

I'm hella bent, hunchback over the grill
Spicoli with scoliosis, humpback like a whale
I lean forward, I stay laid back like a tail
on an island silently like the shell of a snail

and like the shell of a snail, the earth is fragile and frail
garbage floating in the ocean, in my face like a veil
I see the sea in detail, each seahorse and seashell
she sells seashells by the seashore, without fail

vacation journeyman, by sail, rail or trail
dolphin's telepathic thoughts move at the speed of email
I slice the coconut in half and then I sip from the grail
my rhymes are vicious and nutritious like ten tons of kale

Slices, Slices

anticipation builds when Vacation Jason spills
rhymes sharp enough to give a fish an extra set of gills
cause whenever I spit, on every beach that I sit
my knife is so precise I slice the peach from the pit

I'm wielding my katana, fruit ninja the banana
swiping as I dodge biting barracudas and piranhas
give you something to remember as your calendar's dismembered
send you on a bender from January through December

embers in the ashes bonfire sparks flashing
illuminating images of beach bingo bashes
a megamix mashing Joe Summer from the Clash
with hip hop in flip flops, sunsets like molasses

Dick Dale Del Tones with bass like Dee Dee Ramone
will leave you in the zone rocking seashells like headphones
my whetstoned knife honed, reflecting the light shone
on the eel shaped steel slices mics like pike bones

slices

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released December 4, 2020
lyrics by Vacation Jason
instrumental by Casey Jost

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